* Black bandanna - check.
* Black T-shirt - check.
* Black belt - check. (Needs more chain, but otherwise good.)
* Black jeans - check.
* Black shoes - check. (Not that I have any other shoes than those.)
* Pale complexion - check.
* Angsty expression - [thinks about politics] check.
Okay! Everything looks pretty good! I think I'm... just about ready to...
[takes another look at T-shirt]
Hm. Never mind.
YOU GOTHIN': BAD
why no, this isn't a random bout of silliness combined with blatant product placement. whyever do you ask?