I woke up this morning and was particularly relieved to realize that the_gneech is still alive, as I dreamt last night that he had died. I was particularly upset that there would be no more entries in his LiveJournal. Then I lost my backpack on a subway car, but we won't get into that.
Y'know what I'd like to write? A series of short stories based on the exact opposites of common plot cliches. Examples would include, say, a man falling for a woman who does not in the slightest remind him of his long-lost lover. Or -- oh, this is a good one! A peasant raised as royalty! Or how about a fantasy story where dwarves are taller than elves? OK, that one's a little silly.